tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong)

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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