flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

wentzslut:

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

allmymetaphors:

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

1000percentdone:

remember far east movement

RIP 2011-2011

(Source: fairyprncess)