ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(Source: wentzologist)

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

(Source: muareen)

dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(Source: ttity)

drkarayua:

I love when new followers are like

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trust:

"omg I love your bag"

 ”I love yours too”

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dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.