thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

  • Europeans:

    I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

  • Americans:

    I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

parkingstrange:

coolblogr:

parkingstrange:

who wants a free hug from us??????

i rather hug a cactus

image

(Source: parkingstrange)

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

image

(Source: f0xyshy)